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Positioning & offer
See whether visitors understand what you sell, who it is for, and why they should care before they bounce.
AI business roast
Your friends won’t say it. AI will.
Drop your URL. Get a funny, brutally useful teardown of your offer, website, conversion strategy, marketing, and competitive edge—plus a score built to share.
Start free. No fake praise. No strategy-deck fog.
0–100
A score people understand instantly
Useful, not cruel
Every punchline points to a real business decision.
Share-ready by design
Post your score and challenge another founder to beat it.
Inside the roast
We roast the gaps costing you attention.
Not a generic checklist. The report follows the path a customer takes—from first impression to “take my money.”
02
Conversion teardown
Get a direct critique of your homepage flow, calls to action, trust signals, friction, and missed sales opportunities.
03
Marketing potential
Find sharper angles for content, social posts, campaigns, and word-of-mouth that fit your actual business.
04
Competitive edge
Paid reports expose where competitors look stronger and where your business can credibly stand apart.
The viral loop
Get scored. Share the damage. Challenge a founder.
Your result becomes a bold social card for TikTok, Instagram, LinkedIn, or X. The score creates instant curiosity; the challenge brings the next business into the ring.
Official roast score
64
Strong idea. Confusing offer.
Think your business can beat this?
Choose your damage
One honest score. Four levels of help.
One-time pricing. Start with the joke; pay when you want the serious fix.
Quick Burn
A fast reality check before your next launch.
Free
- 0–100 business score
- Short AI roast
- Shareable result card
Most popular
Full Roast
The complete teardown of what is helping—or hurting—sales.
€19
- Complete business roast
- Positioning and offer analysis
- Website and conversion critique
- Marketing and social potential
Battle Plan
Know what to fix first and how competitors are beating you.
€49
- Everything in Full Roast
- Competitor analysis
- Differentiation opportunities
- Prioritized improvement plan
Fix It for Me
Turn the diagnosis into assets you can actually publish.
€99
- Everything in Battle Plan
- Rewritten website copy
- Sharper offer and emails
- Ready-to-use marketing assets
Before you volunteer as tribute
Fair questions. Straight answers.
Your ego will recover
Your business might even thank you.
Submit your URL, get the unfiltered score, and leave with a clearer path to more attention and more sales.
Roast My Business